Hello Kitty Beer?

You know, there are some things that should not even be contemplated, and I'd have to say that Hello Kitty Beer should be very, very close to the top of the list.

Now, I know that there are people that adore Hello Kitty. I'm not a hater, myself. I even have a pair of Hello Kitty socks. (I got rid of them after a date told me he thinks Hello Kitty is extremely sexy. I got rid of him, too. That was just too creepy.) But I was horrified when this picture appeared in my inbox, sent by a friend who found it terribly amusing.

Frankly, I'm not sure which is worse. Beck's, or the idea of a Hello Kitty version.

Luckily, it does appear that the Hello Kitty Beer is a PhotoShopped figment of someone's imagination. Thank goodness. Although since it appears on the Hello Kitty Hell blog (a very entertaining blog, I must say), the idea seems to have spread like wildfire. Quite a few sites are reporting it as a real item, which kind of scares me. What if someone decides to take a very bad joke and turn it into a real beer?

I mean, after all, Hello Kitty is on almost any other thing you can think of. There really is a Hello Kitty wine. There's a Hello Kitty vibrator, and a Hello Kitty condom keeper. And, heaven help us, Hello Kitty men's underwear. Is it only a matter of time before someone, somewhere, decides that this would be a big hit....